A Quick Note from your Sponsor

A man and his giraffe walked into a bar.  The man starts buying pints for the giraffe. Pretty soon the giraffe’s swaying all over the place.  Finally, with one last lurch, the giraffe crashes to the floor and lies there groaning.

The man goes to leave the bar and the barman shouts ‘Oi, you can’t leave that lying there!’

The man says ‘It’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe’.

(And with that completely shite joke, I am signing off.  There was a whole page of these bar jokes in the paper today but that’s the only one I could remember – typical, I am doomed always to remember only the jokes featuring animals.  Shite.  Ah well, such is life!)

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: